Twelfth Night

For Christmas, I suggested to my wife that I might like to receive:

A picture frame for displaying LP covers - they were on Amazon, but I can't find them now,
A new shoulder bag for work, preferably leather or similar,
'White Bicycles' by Joe Boyd,
'The God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins,
Some funky new t-shirts.

Of these, I received nothing (although I bought 'WB' for myself later). Oh well. I did receive a gadget to download DVDs to my computer, but it relies on capturing a stream and my processor/RAM is too slow. I'll see if it works with audio only so I can copy some LPs.